12 Apr
Season 2 - Let’s Go to the Hop - Quotes
- Peter: You don’t remember what it’s like to be my age!
Lois: I’m two years younger then you!
- Peter: You’ll get chills all through your body
And you’ll lose all control
Of your bladder and your sphincter
That’s your butt hole
Cause if you use toad
Then I’m telling you
You can kiss your life goodbye
Yeah, when you use toad
It’ll mess you up
It’ll make your mama cry, that’s no lie
You’ll choke on your tongue and die
Gotta give it up
Students: Give up the toad now
Peter: It’s no joke, buddy
Gotta give it up
Students: Gotta give up the toad now
Peter: Or you’ll croak, buddy
Gotta give it up
Students: Gotta give up the toad now
Peter: And don’t smoke or you’ll see
It hurts to pee
There’ll be blood gushing from you
Every time that you cough
And forget getting lucky
It falls off
You better wise up
Cause I’m telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids
Gotta give it all up
Or you’re gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids
Gotta give it up
Students: Give up the toad now
Thanks to you, Lando
Give it up
Brian: Give up the toad now
Students: Thanks to you, Lando
Peter: Give it up
Students: Gotta give up the toad now
Peter: I’m no fool, Lando’s cool
All: Yeah!
- Peter: Thanks, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Everybody gets one.
- Peter: Greg Allman, what did you do when life got you down?
Greg Allman: (emerging from a poster) Me? I did a lot of drugs, married some broad named Cher. I wouldn’t reccommend either.
- Peter: …and that’s my plan, Principal. So, what do you think?
Principal: But… you didn’t tell me anything? You just sat down & said “And that’s my plan”.
- Tony The Tiger: And you know what I got for Christmas? A pack of cigarettes. My dad grabbed me and said, ” Smoke ‘em up Tony, they’re grrrreat!”…..bastard.
- Peter(as Lando): Sweet statuatory, you look beautiful.
- Peter: I’ll tell you Lois, High school is a lot more fun this time around. And it’s a lot safer now that all the kids have guns.
- Peter(as Lando): Hey, does anyone have any drugs? I’m lookin’ to score some drugs.
- Man #1: Say Phil, what do you say to Happy Hour after work?
Phil: I’d say looks like Cheryl’s gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
(both laugh)
Phil: Come on, I’m buyin’.
- Teacher: A girl answered a math problem, you know what the means. A WITCH!
- Peter: I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You’re my silver medal. (kiss)
- Teacher: All right, what’s going on back here? Oh hello Megan. Wait a minute, your not part of the popular clique. You run along and play alone somewhere. Shame on you all, getting her hopes up like that.
