10 Apr
Season 2 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame - Quotes
- Lois: Meg, you have two caring parents who love you and- (referring to Diane) What is she saying about me? (read T.V. next to her that says “Lois Griffin - probably more of a bitch than she lets on”) Oh go f*** yourself Diane!
Brian: (spits out drink)
Stewie: (referring to Lois) She just said a swear!
- Hot Meg: Hi Chris.
Chris: Oh my God! You know my name?
- Peter: (standing at urinal) Uh-oh. Fire! Fire! City Hall is burning! Don’t worry! I’ll put it out! Aaahhh!
- Peter: (After family has been put on air; to Meg) Meg, how could you do this to us? Perhaps now I won’t give you the antidote.
Meg: To what?
Peter: To the poison you just drank! (laughs)
Meg: (To the viewers) You see, this is not normal!
- Meg: That’s it, I want those cameras off!
Chris: Fourth wall, You’re breaking the fourth wall!
- Stewie:(talking to a waiter about lobster tank)Hm, that one looks like like he has some fight in him.(takes off clothes)Take off the rubber bands, I’m going in!(jumps in tank and starts to fight a lobster)
- Fran Drescher: Oh Peter, you promised me not to drink at the stag party. (nasal laugh)
Lois: (nasal) I do not sound like that.
- Peter: You know, some people think that dandelions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?
- Stewie: There’s always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it’s not so much that I want to kill her, it’s just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
- Brian: Huh. So that’s what Peter’s penis looks like.
- (On TV)
Bob Ross: Alright. We’re going to use a fan brush here, and, uh, I want you to take some hunter green and we’re gonna put a happy little bush right down over here, in the corner there. And that’ll be just our little secret……. And if you tell anyone, that that bush is there. I will come to your house and I will cut you!
- (Phone rings and answers)
God: Hello?
God: Ka-a-a-ren.
- [At church, taking a sip of wine]
Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
