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Well, it was the first time when I observed that Peter Griffin is, somehow, like me, to a little extent!

The episode was ‘Tales of a Third Grade Nothing‘ and was the sixth episode of the seventh season of the very sweet animation series ‘Family Guy’. This episode received 8.52 million viewers. It begins with Peter Griffin as his boss sends him upstairs to deliver shipping reports to his CEO. Always not-so-normal Peter was on his way to deliver the reports. As we all know that he can’t stop himself from doing crazy things so after seeing the executive bathroom, he decides to go in there. As he gets in, he comes to know how lavish the bathroom is. It happens to be pretty enough to motivate him to become an executive.

Next we see him trying to impress his boss Angela and while doing so, he blows up part of a Children Hospital. His efforts start paying and he becomes successful in impressing her which results in a very kind act from her. She recommends an open executive spot for him. Trouble rings when Human Resource Dept. asks him to complete the third grade- the basic requirement to qualify.

Poor and obtuse Peter does very badly at the school but helping him to win is the spelling bee. He spells the word ‘lesbians’ correctly and wins. He returns back to work and comes to know that his reward is to go to jail instead of getting promoted. And, the whole credit goes to hospital explosion. Ultimately, he is put behind the bars and would have to spend one week there.

On the other hand, Frank Sinatra, Jr., comes into the town in order to perform at Quahog Cabana Club along with Brian. Stewie transforms the establishment into a modern dance club known as pLace. Initially, Brian and Frank seem little afraid but things become okay after they get into the club life themselves. Andy Dick’s appearance may cause troubles!

I take my words back guys! Despite signing $100 million deal with Seth MacFarlane, the affect of recession is finally telling on Twentieth Century Fox. They recently decided to cut down costs in the wake of dipping revenues and asked the producers of all their shows to cut their budgets by 2%. Well, that not only includes ‘Family Guy’ but also shows like ‘24’, ‘Life on Mars’ and ‘American Dad!’. With their recent announcement, FOX has joined an ever burgeoning list of companies who have been forced to trim their budgets due to recession. But the most heartening thing is that the producers have been asked to lower the cost but double the fun on the shows. Yep there is going to be lots of excitement in the coming days as ‘24’ season is about to open and Seth MacFarlane and by extension Family guy has been nominated for an Annie Award for his voice acting in season 7 episode ‘I Dream Of Jesus’. The other nominees in the same category are Seth Green’s ‘Chowder’ and ‘Robot Chicken’. The award ceremony is to take place early this year.

While we all have refreshed our mundane New Year resolutions like going on a diet, going to gym daily and calling mother every weekend etc. only to break them before the fortnight is out, members of Griffin family has their own set of New Year resolutions. Check them out yourself-

Peter Griffin: To use my intestinal gas in more creative and constructive ways.

Lois Griffin: To stop thinking about that yoga instructor at my gym.

Brian Griffin: Cut down on consumption of my own crotch.

Stewie Griffin: Spend more time admiring Abercrombie & Fitch window displays.

Meg Griffin: Teach myself how to shave my legs.

Chris Griffin: I know I’m young, but it’s never too early to start eating more fiber.

Well, perhaps its time to take a leaf out of their book and make some more practical resolutions and better still think of ways to stick to them.

While markets all over the world are falling faster than a rollercoaster on its way down, Seth MacFarlane is Hollywood’s latest hundred- million dollar man. So much for inflation! What’s more, he is not even bionic. Seth is creator and executive director of ‘Family Guy’, the top rated prime time toon on FOX and yes you got it right, it’s even more popular than “The Simpsons” and all time best TV-on-DVD title. Is it any wonder that in order to keep their ‘Family’ man happy the studio has served up a $100 million production deal? MacFarlane sure knows how to create riots as this guy is in the helm of the toon comedy “American Dad” and is also working on the ‘Family Guy’ spin-off series, ‘Cleveland’.

MacFarlane said, “In all honesty, my representative said I could get that much money and I didn’t stop him. Can I spend a hundred-million dollars? No. I’ll spread it around a much as I can.” Now that’s interesting. What does he mean by spreading the wealth? I have heard that he is an Obama man and even did some campaigning for Democratic presidential candidate. Well, one thing I know for sure is that some part of this $100 million has gone into buying a house. MacFarlane disclosed in an interview, “It’s airy, open. It’s not huge, not palatial.” Not that he has time to spend there, but I guess when you have so much money you got to spend it one way or the other.

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Hey this is an extremely funny episode of Family Guy’s sixth season. But yes before watching it order a burger for you because you will feel like eating burger after watching this episode. I am feeling the same and it has made me hungry, and now I don’t want to anything else except a large cheese burger. Have you ever tried eating thirty burger at one sitting? No? Then try it once, and then you will definitely remember Peter. This entire episode revolves around Peter and his burgers.

The episode will also remind you of an old moral which you have got from may stories which you have heard from your grandma or grandpa. One should not be greedy. Papa Peter shows some greed and pays heavily for that. Peter goes to a restaurant named Mc stroke and the restaurant catches fire. Peter bravely jumps into the blaze and saves many lives. Now the restaurant owner offers him a reward for his bravery. The reward is that Peter can eat as much burger from the restaurant free of cost as much he wants to. Peter goes on with the reward and ends up in eating out thirty burgers and eventually lands on the hospital bed.

Now the left side of his body has got paralyzed and he suffers for three months due to burgers. Now he wants his revenge from the company so he sues the company for causing him physical harassment. But he loses the case as it was his mistake that he eaten up excessively.

Now to pacify himself, Peter takes Brian along with him and starts investigating about the company. Finally he reaches one slaughter house of the same company, and finds a talking cow over there. She tells them about the mal practices and atrocities done against her species over there. So Peter now exposes this and at last gets back his peace.

Now at the end, the cow is the problem and the family is thinking over where to keep this cow. Cool episode. This is more entertaining to watch instead of reading review.

Every episode of Family guy is just unbelievably amusing. I don’t know what charm this show carries that when you know that what you are watching is a stupid imagination but you still enjoy that and don’t get a word to criticize it. This is the impact of this excellent animation and that’s why it has secured its place as best comedy In Emmy awards this year.

Have you seen this wonderful episode from the sixth season named ‘Former Life of Brian“? If not then you must watch it and I promise you won’t be able to help your endless laughter. In this episode you will find the most loyal father of the world, Mr. Brian. You know a very ridiculous imagination has been used in its story line but still I can’t ignore the fun I had in watching this. Here Brian meets his ex-girl friend who was very attractive some day but now has became fat. At first Brian who is looking for a love is reluctant towards a relationship with her. But she stops him disclosing that her son Dylan is actually Brian’s illegitimate son.

Brian comes back home and discusses the matter with Lois and Peter and they suggest him that he should take his son’s responsibility otherwise it will be unfair to his ex-girlfriend and disregard towards true love. Meanwhile Dylan himself arrives there and says that his mom has sent him to his father. Now Brian steps out for some reason and the naughty Dylan creates a mess at home for Lois and Peter. Finally they succeed to handle him in the right way. Now Brian reaches there and apologizes for not being there.

Then Brian promises to transform Dylan into a good human being and he does so as well. Now the modified Dylan decides to go with his mother and to change her life. See what a nice wonder, Brian has done for his ex-girl friend.

But still our poor Brian doesn’t get any girl friend. Well don’t worry I think in the upcoming season writers will give him a nice fruit for his long wait and efforts in love search.

Everybody is waiting for the moment when Family Guy will be back and this is coming as Cleveland’s show, so it’s making us more curious about the updates. That’s why I was looking for some today and found a chunk of it. I was going through TV news on buddy TV and read there about shots of Cleveland being shown in Comic con, and Mc Farlane and Seth Green threw some light on difference between the two. I am pretty excited to watch that episode after reading that and I am sure you will feel the same after reading this. You know, The Cleveland show will be continuation of Family Guy story line but in a different way. Here Cleveland will lose his house to Wife Loretta and moves back to his hometown to hook up with the new girlfriend. And I wrote before in a blog that in the new episodes, Cleveland will find new peppy neighbors. And here is sad news too especially for me, you know the dog with Cleveland will be replaced and Brian and Stewie will be shown traveling universe. Why a new dog? Nobody can spread the charm liker Brian. It is written on Buddy TV that the new dog will be ridiculously loyal and peppy, and to be very honest I didn’t get any idea about how will it be like? I mean how somebody can be ridiculously loyal. Well I can now just wait and watch and you too go for the same.

You know in the new Family Guy, there will be a stupid red necked neighbor and talking bears. I am very excited to see how they will adjust talking bears into an American society of civilized people. Because, the previous Family Guy didn’t have any such thing. Let’s see now if the transformed Family can impress the viewers.

I think it will be successful in doing so as Family Guy is the favorite show of huge number of people since its beginning and it’s viewers compelled it to come back to screen when it was cancelled.

Hello Guys and gals, if you are going to read this then you are definitely a Family Guy fan. Well I am so happy today because, I just heard a buzz from my gang that ‘Family Guy’ is in the Emmy race for the category of Comedy.

I am happy and surprised as well because hardly any animation series comes in competition with the non-animated comedy dramas. But it is visibly happening. Whoever is keeping updates on this year’s Emmy nominations has his eyes on Family Guy and making speculations about it wins or not?

In my opinion it should win, because it doesn’t serve any kiddish kind of entertainment, in fact it has been ranked as an adult comedy when it started airing on cartoon network. Moreover, if it has made it up to nomination then it should definitely win. It rocks and is making us laugh since years.

Do you know one more thing? This show has got canceled twice, once in 2000 and then in 2002, but it returned both times, due to its popularity. People kept on buying it’s DVDs when it was not running on TV and the continuous demand of the show compelled Fox network to let it air.

The whole credit goes to Seth Macfarlane, the creator of the show. I and my gang say heartiest congratulations to him for getting nominated. Though, the cast of the show have already won many awards, but now its Show’s turn to win. It will be a great surprise to everybody if this show wins an Emmy. Then it will become a milestone for the animation series of the future. We wish the very good luck to the show.

Family Guy has successfully completed 6 seasons and no words yet on season 7. So, I am here to write a review on season 6 episode ‘Play it Again, Brain’. Why this episode as it’s one of my fave and one of the best episodes from Family Guy season 6.

With the promise of Brian finally admitting his love to Lois, and an unlikely resulting love triangle, one would expect great things from this episode. Definitely entertaining is what I’d like to call this episode but it been also like paint by numbers cheesy sitcom rather than a unique and creative endeavor.

Peter is planning various activities that may replace Lois’s plans such as Peter dresses up in fishing gear or scuba gear. Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award. So, the trio heads to Martha’s Vineyard for a relaxing as well as entertaining vacation. Peter gets out of control as his drinking habits take over.

Brain proposes his love for Lois. Finally, Brain and Peter examine their friendship over the gal of their nightmares. My fave picks of the episode:

Brian: Lois, I really like to talk about this.(Brian starts scratching the door)
Lois: No! Stop scratching the door!
Brian: Okay.

Brian: Oh my God, I attacked Lois! What the hell was I thinking? I’m a rapist. I-I’m no better than Kobe Bryant, or Mike Tyson, or Reagan.

So, this was the best episode, at least for me. There were some funny scenes which really made me LOL. If you wanna catch those funny pals, click here to get it now.

Peter stoles a parrot from waiting room of a veterinarian’s office. Peter decides that having a bird on his shoulder may give him the inspiration he needs to become a pirate himself.

I found it one of the more adorable foolish ideas that Peter has had. Unfortunately, Peter’s pirating adventures were a little too brief and when it story starts taking an interesting turn, a tragedy happens and the story string is abandoned.

Pirating moments of Peter and his crew were great and were interesting. Involvements of cars, an electricity pole, cannons, and British man and his cargo; it all led to a truly inspired action sequence.

It was a superb idea to show two parallel cars driving at high speed and launching cannonballs at each other while fighting with swords. I really love that scene. If you’ve missed, click to watch online now.

Peter’s Pirate days are not so long and after the accidental death of parrot, Peter abandons his idea so the story takes a change towards Chris’ relationship sufferings.

Things are not so easy for him. He takes advice from Peter and drove Anna away. Anna and Chris meet at a veterinarian’s office where Chris injures Brain in order to go there.

Wholly, episode was interesting and entertaining from start to end. I completely enjoyed this fantastic episode and following is the reason why I like the episode. Now, have a look at my fave quotes from episode:

Anna: I’m really sorry about your Dad’s parrot.
Chris: Oh, that’s okay. He’ll get over it pretty quickly, and then move on to another wacky thing.
Peter: Lois, who’s pipe organ is this?

Peter: Give it to me straight Doctor Jewish; Is he gonna live?
Dr. Jewish: Mister Griffin, I’m afraid that your Parrot is dead.
Peter: Noooo! Did he at least die with dignity?

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• Herbert: (to Chris) Oh, hey there, young fellah, bringin’ me good news today?
  Chris: What?
  Herbert: Come over here, son. Hand me the paper so I don’t need to use my grabber… (Chris hands him the newspaper) mmmm, that’s a nice muscley throwing arm you got there.

• Meg: (To Chris) I can’t believe I have to change schools because of you! This is all your fault, lardo!
  Peter: Me? I had nothin’ to do with it!
  Meg: I meant Chris.
  Peter: Oh. (To Chris) Yeah, lardo.

• Stewie: (about Meg) She needs to get laid, big time!

• Stewie: I got blisters on me fingers!

• Criminal: (on TV) First I’m gonna bang my girlfriend, and then I’m gonna kill Chris Griffin!
  (Everyone gasps)
  Stewie: Good Lord! Can he really say “bang my girlfriend” on TV?

• Sam: (saying goodbye to Chris as they stand together holding hands)
  I can’t believe you’re leavin’…
  Chris: Me either. I’ll be sure to write.
  Sam: And I’ll be sure to learn to read.

• Employer: So, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?
  Peter: (thinking) Don’t say, “Doing your wife.” Don’t say, “Doing your wife.” Don’t say, “Doing your wife.”
  Peter: Doing your…(sees the employer’s family picture) son?

• (As they drive up to the house they are going to be staying in, Meg begins to whine about its condition) Meg: This is our new home?!
  Lois: Oh, come on, Meg. I bet if we fixed it up a little bit it could be a real piece of crap.

• Herbert: (stopping Chris on his bike as he is handing him his newspaper ) You like popsicles?
  Chris: Well, sure!
  Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. Mmmmm.
  Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
  Herbert: Oh, don’t make me beg now.
  Chris: Hahaha! You’re funny. Bye.
  (Chris pedals away on his bike)
  Herbert: Get your fat ass back here.

• Peter: Hey, next time, let’s get Meg to be Boss Hogg and Chris can be Anus.
  Brian: Enos.
  Peter: What’d I say?
  Brian: Anus.
  Peter: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

• Jeff Foxworthy: You know you’re a redneck, when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.
  Stewie: You suck!!

• Peter: Aw, the South! Isn’t that the place where the black guys are lazy, and the white guys are just as lazy, but they’re mad at the black guys for being so lazy.

• Peter: Listen Chris, I read a book saying that women are from Venus, all right, so here’s what you get her. Thick layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock, and coronets which seem to be collapsed domes of a large magma chamber. Here’s five dollars.

• (Lois pushes a button on the answering machine)
  Answering Machine: You have one hundred and thirteen new messages.
  Lois: Oh, my.
  Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh… where the newspaper boy was. (beep)
  Herbert: Haven’t seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin’ if he ever gonna come back. (beep)
  Herbert: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin’ about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin’ he’d come by and bring me some good news. (beep)
  Herbert: Where are you? (beep)
  Herbert: Ah, you’re starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch, Call me!

• Chris: Now whenever I see a dead body, I will poke it twice as hard for you Sam!

• Peter: Wait a minute. Pie? Drunk? The?, I think you got yourself a new sherrif.

• Lois: Ewww, What’s that smell?
  Brian: It’s either bad meat or good cheese…

• Peter: I think the lesson here is, it doesn’t really matter where you’re from, as long as we’re all the same religion.